Lehigh, Fall of 1984. Big early semester party at Kappa Sig on the Hill. Some wench, who later married an NBC exec many years her senior, was slurring her way through a diatribe about how she held me in low regard. One of my buddies defended me with the first statement. She did not know I was right outside the door and heard every word of her unkind opinions. I popped in and stated the second statement...or words to that effect. I reached down grabbed her 9 oz cup of beer, drained it and walked out.