Jersey Shore Horror Show

Flicking through the channels the other evening while riding the bike at the gym...came upon "Jersey Shore." I was transfixed..as one is transfixed when you see a car accident or some other horrible calamity. I was appalled at the behaviour and deportment of these Staten Island miscreants. These kids were inarticulate,ill mannered, promiscuous, self-absorbed and generally low-brow in every facet of their beings. None of the inhabitants of the Seaside house could properly use the King's English....they behaved like spoiled, poorly bred scumbags both in public and at the house. The hideous tattoos and sleazy dress was merely bad window dressing for these self styled Guidos and Guidettes. I found everything about these kids to be repugnant. The guys treated women terribly and the women were obnoxious junior harridans.Clearly the collective IQ of this entire group is barely room temperature. Years back I spent considerable time in Bay Head, N.J., so we went slumming a few times to observe these creatures in their natural habitat ay Joey's Surfside and other Clubs in the early '90s. The Guidos were bad then...but are worse now as they seem to have undergone some quasi-Darwinian retrogression to be even more tacky and sleazy than back then. God help them....